Oh noes!
Was he supposed to be constantly jumping or is that just a glitch? I found that I couldn't get him to stop so I tried to reload the page and then my heart sunk when the news report came on. I got the idea of the game. Haha. Well done.
Anyway, I'll just review the parts that I played. The option to choose so many languages was very clever as this may be one of the few games that people can play in some languages yet is only playable once. The animated scene was great and the first level... I think it was well designed. I can't remember very well. Oh, and the one bad guy I jumped on was quite original. I'm a bit disappointed that I can't play again but it's an original idea and was fun while it lasted. Good luck with any further pretentious ideas that you may have. :D